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Some say youth is precious. Andrew believes youth is ignorance which should be ignored and shamed. At the age of thirty, he enjoys isolation away from fun with other young adults. He'd rather have meetings about nothing with the old men he races cars alongside. He aspires to a level of responsibility of a seasoned sea captain, but reality proves his responsibility reaches only as far a T-Rex stuck in quicksand. His discussions often include personal trials and tribulations dealing with the frustrations of a world moving too slowly around him. These tales will be wedged in between detailed recounting of his most exciting bowel movements.

My Speakers Sessions

Thursday, June 23

3:00pm EDT

Friday, June 24

3:00pm EDT